Happy Spring Break

Here's a shorter version of "The Waste Land," for your Spring Break enjoyment:

grumble . . . grumble . . . SOMETHING IN GREEK. . . grumble . . . grumble . . . DANTE . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . LONDON IS A HORRIBLY FRIGHTENING PLACE DON’T YOU AGREE . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . SHAKESPEARE! . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . THE BIBLE THE BIBLE THE BIBLE . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . THIS ONE ELIZABETHIAN SOMETHING OR OTHER . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . VEGETATION MYTH . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . DANTE X2 . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . A NURSERY RHYME OR TWO . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . THE GRAIL . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . GREEK MYTH . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . A LARGE PORTION OF EASTERN PHILOSOPHY . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . A SONG I HEARD JUST THIS OTHER NIGHT . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . CUT BY POUND . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . THE END? . . . grumble . . . grumble . . . WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT